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Question: Do you have any more science jokes?
Asked by Fiona S to John on 12 Nov 2014.
answered on 12 Nov 2014:
Here are a couple of corny chemistry jokes…
•What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
•Why are chemists perfect for solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
•Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc.
•Why do chemists prefer nitrates? Because they’re cheaper than day rates.
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